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fmylife:

Today, I went to a chinese restaurant with my asian girlfriend. When she went into the bathroom I practiced saying “Can we have sex” in chinese which is where she is from. After saying it a few times out loud, a waiter walked by and stared at me. When he gave me the check he included his number. FML
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    Come on, he didn’t take offence, so what’s the big deal? Somebody wants you, that’s A Good Thing, and it shouldn’t...
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    boyfriend (who’s also Chinese) doesn’t expect
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    Bahaaah haaa haaa haa Rolling on
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