Today, I went to my girlfriend’s Catholic all girls high school to ask her to prom by decorating her car. As soon as I walked on campus the school went into lock down because of a “suspicious male intruder.” When I saw my girlfriend, she denied knowing me. I was arrested. FML
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thought this was funny...week away for me lol.
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That hillarious. LOL cuz i know...couple of guys that could happen 2.
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