Memorial Day: Seriously though, we’re taking the day off and so should you! Get out there and enjoy some family time in the sun before you crawl back into your self-contained WoW Pod and re-immerse yourself in antisocial isolation and Funyun crumbs.
Don’t panic! We’ll be back shortly to waste your time with the most frivolous nonsense the web has to offer. In the meantime, here are a couple of übergeeky belly dancers doing their thing to “The Konami Code” by the Gothsicles:
If that’s not worth fighting to protect, I don’t know what is.